I usually buy the cheap Fruity Pebbles for my kids, but Walmart has out of them one day so I got the name brand as a treat. Their response? “Dad, please don’t buy those again. Dyno Bites are better.” I was flabbergasted.

Then again, they don’t see cereal ads, don’t know who the Flintstones are, but love dinosaurs.

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Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

Everybody in this thread is arguing about white vs black magic and forgetting that the KKK leader is called the “Grand Wizard” for real. It’s the reason for this comic.

Also to the people saying that this implies that black people can only cast black magic. That implies that black magic is bad. I disagree, think Final Fantasy.

My 9 year old has been obsessed with Spore YouTube videos lately and he asked for it for Christmas. Picked it up for $2 and he has been constantly talking about his species and the plans he has. Best bang for my buck Christmas present ever.

Whoops!

From what I understand, some mental health meds take a couple weeks to see results.

Reading comprehension FAIL!

I once got 29 in cribbage, then it was mostly 19s the rest of the game.

I can picture it now. An Ice Age movie where Sid, Manny, and Diego are hanging around a bar and this chonky boy shows up out of nowhere and makes an outrageous claim. Queue “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” music.

It’s sad to see people who want a bad boy/girl and just end up in a toxic relationship. It’s possible to find someone who is badass AND willing to treat you with respect, but they are not common. It takes way too long for people to realize that the gentler person is going to lead to a better relationship in the long run.

Can I get an extra box for “Doctor Who should never be written with Doctor abbreviated?”

Firewatch is a must buy at $2. Great story. The Forest at $2 is great to grab for you and a few friends who like to play survival games and don’t mind some gore.

That encountering quick sand in real life was a real possibility every day.

Bonus: My kid doesn’t believe that Santa is magical, he just has really advanced technology.

If you like malapropisms, you’ll love Martha Plimpton’s character in Raising Hope, Virginia. Procrasturbate and vaginacologist are a couple favorites.

Bonus: her middle name is Slims. Virginia Slims Chance

My older sister hosted a Japanese exchange student when I was in high school. I learned a few words, but he was a regular teenager who barely knew English. We did crush a bucket of chocolate chip cookies in one weekend camping trip.

After he left, I found out his parents forced him into the exchange program so they could get a break. He seemed alright to me.

I like how you can sit on the kitchen counter and do dishes on the opposite side of the kitchen… in either sink.

Fun fact: the Mars bar is marketed as a Milky Way in the U.S. There was a Mars bar in the U.S., but it had almonds. It has since been rebranded as Snickers Almond.

Amanda Lynn, unless you like musical instruments.