ddg unironically giving me better results than google these days.

Local Ice Cream Desert

Local Ice Cream Dessert

Under socialism every street corner shall have an incredibly convenient little store where planning and feedback tailors its inventory to the neighborhood! I’m both being funny and serious!

I don’t wanna go all the way to (city redacted) just to get an ice cream because why would i do that.

Comrades get long-distance Ice Cream, as a treat.

The wolves were brought to the brink of extinction, and the rivers of liberalism flowed unimpeded. Since reintroducing the wolves to the Federation we see a healing of the liberal ecosystem.

Please ignore how all the above was debunked, it’s bad for the main metaphor.

Ohio isn’t with Indiana or Illinoise

Ohio conquered Indiana and Illinoise

The city-state New York City tried to intervene, but they realized they would have to cross into Jersey and the Neo-NYPD armed forces were thrown back.

Balkanization

Californication

Embrace Anarcho-kinky. Liberals love getting re-educated with the right praxis.

Shirley there must be a series of rooms isolated for this war.

Yes, and don’t call me Shirley.

I’m in the same boat with my brother, only he is refusing to get help. I’m also at a loss, but have some

Warlords have failsons too…

I’m positively tickled by the Apocalypse imagery. It’s like somebody unironically watched the Mad Max movies and said God I wish that were me instead of thinking where the will come from.

Jokes on you, Orange County has a large KKK population.

American here. This is clearly the current domain of the French Ancien Régime, but the Revolutionary government in Paris doesn’t recognize their existence.