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Cake day: June 21st, 2023

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  • Oh man, I’m going to get made fun of for this, but… The Barbie movies. Especially The 12 Dancing Princresses. My sister and I watched it so many times as kids that we could quote the entire thing (we often did so while watching it lmao). Honestly just off the top of my head now I probably could quote a good 80-90 percent of it. We must have watched it more than a hundred times, not even exaggerating.




  • CiaritoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml*Permanently Deleted*
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    2 years ago

    My guess is that OP is going to be in a circus performance (which explains the large tent with air conditioning). As to the reason they don’t want to poop, it might be because:

    • their costume(s) are difficult to remove
    • there is something about the bathroom that they find creepy/unsettling
    • they have an STD or other infection in that area of their body and don’t want to risk having anyone find out unexpectedly, or don’t want to risk spreading it to others via the toilet seat (gonna be real idk if thats even a thing but it feels like it could be)
    • they hold some kind of superstition about pooping during the initial travel period, or about entering the bathroom, or something that is in the bathroom
    • they have to get to the bathroom by passing an area and/or person that they dislike and/or feel uncomfortable around
    • they take notoriously large shits and don’t want to clog the toilet
    • they just have really bad poop anxiety

    Anyway, best of luck to you OP. Hope whatever you’re doing works out and that you stay as safe as you can. Update us when you come back!



  • In order to put an elephant in a fridge (also referred to as a refrigerator), one must first dismember the elephant into reasonably sized pieces. This can be done in a variety of ways, with the most common being via a butcher knife. Once you have the pieces of your elephant, you should clear the necessary space in your fridge by removing any unnecessary items, such as food and drink. Then, you can store your elephant in the fridge for up to three days. For longer storage lengths, I would recommend you use a freezer. Enjoy your weird elephant hobbies.







  • Giant ugly concrete buildings with tubes connecting them because it’s too hot to go outside. Children haven’t ever seen the sky except for in photographs. There are vents everywhere to keep the buildings cool, but it’s still hot. The majority of social interaction will happen over the internet because everyone is isolated into their own “apartments”. Thankfully, due to the mass pushback against billionaires hoarding wealth, everything will be cheaper. Everything gets delivered by AI robots/drones to families through amazon or some other delivery conglomerate, there is no in-person shopping. This includes things like groceries.

    I really hope it doesn’t end up like this, but based on how things are going, that’s my unfortunate expectations for the future.














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