Your physical phone hardware belongs to you.

The Android operating system is licensed for your use as Free and Open Source Software.

All the other Google bits and blobs are licensed to you by Google.

Some days I’m not even sure if I own the shoes on my feet or if they’re just licensed to me.

The Philips Respironics nasal pillow works fantastic for me! Everyone is a little different though.

Three things:

1. Don’t stop until you find the right mask. There are a lot of options.
2. Change is always awkward at first. It will take time to get used to.
3. Adjust your attitude. Most people are already convinced that they’re not going to like a CPAP and are angry they have to wear one. Make the effort to be healthy. Eating healthy and getting exercise aren’t fun for most people either. Getting quality sleep is just as important.

Yup! CPAP. Fix your sleep and you’ll feel awake during the day.

I don’t feel sleepy in the afternoon anymore. I sleep and night and stay awake during the day.

Seeing a lot of talk on here about keeping Standard or DST.

Oh my God for the love of all that’s holy just let them pick one!

I don’t care if the sun comes up at 2:00am or 2:00pm or even if the sun fuckin’ sets at 12:00 noon. Just pick a time and stick with it. Holy shitsnax.

Yes. I have a buddy who is this person. I’m not kidding.

He is a big Star Trek fan, but he is also literally the only T.J. Hooker fan that I’ve ever met, and he was a T.J. Hooker fan before he was a Star Trek fan. (It’s worth noting we’re both in our late 40s.)

Coming across this randomly on a Wednesday evening renews my faith in The Internet. I was starting to think the whole thing was a bad idea. Thank you!

It just finally cooled off where I live. I can spend more than 15 minutes outside without sweating.

I’m so happy. I call it Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder. The first day around May that it hits 90⁰ outside I’m depressed until late October.

10 year old me would be extremely disappointed in my Christmas lights.

I should have Clark W. Griswold level lights, but with colors and blinking lights.

Instead I put up all plain white lights along the windows and doors and a wreath like a reasonable person.

It’s so much work as an adult with adult responsibilities to find time to hang lights, and even worse when you have to take them down.

I am ashamed.

Absolutely love winter. It’s my favorite time of the year. I like being inside when it’s cold and dark out. I like not sweating. Feels good man.

Absolutely detest switching back and forth between standard and DST. What a load of crap. Just pick one and be done with it.

My absolute favorite Rhys Darby appearance is X-Files Season 10 Episode 3, “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster”

Consider me excited.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

There’s either a Gen X saboteur on the Trump/Vance team or everybody is either too young or too old to know about ALF.

Seriously, “illegal aliens are eating all the cats?”

Boomer: Oh my God!
Gen X: Haha…ALF!
Millennial: Oh my God!

Is the Italian place a lamp store?

I’ve re-watched that Gojira performance like 10 times. The beheaded Marie Antionettes were <chef’s kiss>.

I’m getting old and have watched a lot of opening ceremonies with all of this art that they have to explain the meaning to you.

In front of an in-person audience of hundreds of world leaders and live to the entire world, the French chose to depict their final monarch that they deposed and beheaded while playing death metal and opera. That’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever seen. And the announcers didn’t have to explain to you how badass it was.

Haha. Beat me to it.

I think that would depend on how much work either of these are.

Does running 100mph feel the same as normal running?

How much work is flying?

If running and flying are the same amount of work, then I probably won’t be able to fly very far.

Edit

Nevermind, OP said don’t worry about the physical part.

I WANT TO FLY.

Yup! 7 extra hours of the same challenges…great, now I have more time to work on taking better care of myself. Or I can just instantly be healthier.

I would rather have the “eat anything for perfect nutrition”.

If I took the “sleep 1 hour a day for perfect rest”, I would use that extra 6-7 hours a day to try to achieve the nutrition and exercise goals I’m already working on.

It takes approximately 4 hours of jogging to work off the calories in a Five Guys meal. I’d rather eat a guilt-free bacon cheeseburger and fries, then get a nice 8 hours of sleep.

Five Guys Nutrition Calculator

• Bacon Cheeseburger
• Regular Fries

| Calories: 1873 |

Jogging burns 100 calories per mile. 1873 calories = 18.73 miles

Average jogging speed 4-5 mph 4.5 mph * 4 hours = 18 miles

I used to hate olives, along with a lot of other things. Peppers. Beans. Blue cheese. And I used to tell everyone about how much I disliked stuff.

But then I grew up. You don’t have to eat olives if you don’t want. But if you restrict your life to your little pre-approved list of acceptable foods, you’re missing out.

Life is short. Way too short. You don’t want to discover how delicious a dirty martini with blue cheese olives is when you’re old.