*vowels

I love that this conversation is taking place between the school librarian and the substitute teachers

So much more panache than a u-haul!

She sounds AMAZING!! I’m adding her to our list!

We are always open to suggestions!

Call your local library. That is literally the job of reference librarians and if they can’t find it digitized, they can do an interlibrary loan

The triceratops looks pretty shady to me

Exactly!

My grandmother said, “The time for tarts are when they’re passing.” She meant “take what’s offered when its offered,” but I want it printed on the programs at my funeral

That’s the basis of every argument against free speech, Save the Children is more and more a dogwhistle excuse to harass a group someone doesn’t like. Drag queens, lgbtq folks, adults creating and consuming adult content.

It’s a way to intrude on privacy and free speech in a way that is unconscionable.

That’s the joke, my friend

Those were civilian dogs and they were probably resisting arrest

It makes you win WWII though

Is it of any particular castle? It’s very lovely, prime fridge placement

My little robot vacuum is named Sappho- we both clean carpets

This is one of those things that I never realized how much I wanted and needed it until I just learned of its existence

That is SO pretty

Oh, I thought he was tying climate change into it somehow. He tweets like a 9th grader’s poetry submission to the school literary magazine

What is he even saying? I can’t make sense of it.

Like it or not, porn is free speech. Porn and sex work in general are also usually the first lost battles in the war for free speech in any new conversational platform. First they come for the sex workers.