I absolutely love your hair! Are you planning on sticking with blue or do you have another color you’re going to do next?

I don’t wanna poo poo on this, but there are bots literally just scraping Reddit and reposting all of the content. Big grain of rice here, gents.

Wow, all of your posts are simultaneously sexy and highly artistic. Love it!

You can call me Captain Tightpants after I saw this picture. 😉

Both of you look like a lot of fun 😉

I’m sure neither of us would be complaining. 😉

I’ve never had any complaints. 😉

About 6 inches. Not huge, but big enough to get the job done.

Happy to slide on in. 😉

Why thank you. Not much hair overall, but there where it counts. 😂

And which dick is that?

That sounds like the challenge I’ve been looking for.

I’d cover the whole thing, given the chance. 😉

Great way to start the day. 😘

I mean, who doesn’t?

God, that thing is massive…

We’ve got as long as you want. 😉

I wouldn’t turn it down. 😉

What a great view!

When I was a teenager, I walked in on my stepsister changing. I masturbated to that memory for years.