Geetnerd

Bi-Sexuality is a spectrum, not truly only 50/50 liking guys and girls.

In my 20’s I had sex with several bi-sexual women who leaned more to the lesbian side (I’m a male,) but they had absolutely zero romantic interest in me, or any other man. All of them only dated women, exclusively. We were just friends who got a little drunk, found each other physically attractive, and got naked. And no, it wasn’t a “Get her drunk” scheme on my part, no one was passed out or roofied, and it was completely consensual. Just friends who liked each other very much, were horny, and made each other feel good for a little while.

I think the guy is dead, and they’re trying to keep it under wraps.

Dur dur da dur da durp!

Oh no…

All authoritarians are frightened pussies.

Buh bye.

Also, weed users who make that their whole personality are pathetic losers.

Alright, we’re done. You obviously want attention, and I’m not giving you any more.

Don’t worry, Neo Goebbels, you’ll get yours.

I’m wondering why this is so interesting to be an asshole about it?

Are you a child? Are you a novice pot user? A veteran would know what I’m talking about.

What’s going on here?

Again… as I stated, I was so high that I secluded myself.

Why are you probing about this?

Because I don’t like internet wannabe badasses, and I don’t like bullies.

Find a productive hobby.

Yeah, what you thought was a badass clapback in your head makes absolutely no sense, and reads as if it was written by an idiot.

Try harder.

Well, reading comprehension is a good thing.

I thought I laid it out clear it was my first time, and like most folks who have smoked before, I didn’t know how long edibles took to kick in.

And when it did, more than I wanted, I found a quiet place, and suffered until it was over.

Look, I don’t know if you’re a xray tech, or a salesperson, but I’m not interested in debating this.

It’s a fact that CT machines have the possibility of causing cancer.

Seek your attention elsewhere. Goodbye.

That’s what I was trying to say. I ate a quarter, waited 30 minutes, thought “This ain’t shit!”

Then I ate the rest, and 15 minutes later I was so high I was miserable. Way, way too high. It was not pleasant. I learned my lesson.

Yeah, no it isn’t. It’s been known for over 30 years that the radiation exposure from CT machines is hazardous.

Will every person, or every person in 1,000 patients get cancer? No, but it’s a possibility.

Yep.

Well, yeah, anyone who is curious, and informed, knows that CT machines are cancer ovens.

That’s what I was thinking: how can Trump mess with their endowment?

Yep, that was me the first time. I was so high it was ridiculous.