Gimletson@kbin.socialtoMoving to: m/AskMbin!@kbin.social•If brands were brutally honest. What brand would have what slogan?
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1 year agoApplebee’s: When you want a skillet meal, but can’t be bothered to heat it yourself
Son of Gimlet Gimlet, future owner of Gimet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, home of the Rat-onna-stick.
Applebee’s: When you want a skillet meal, but can’t be bothered to heat it yourself
Magic skeleton covered in meat and powered by lightening. The connection between the world inside my skull and other’s worlds is very hindered by my inadequate usage of my meat-flaps. If I could get my meat flaps to work better perhaps I could share my inside world more accurately