This is the one with the anarchist total conversion mod

Better yet, don’t even mention a child. Just invite all your friends to a Genital Reveal Party and see what happens.

I motion we re-name them “genital reveal parties”

I had a friend who had a Krait. Crewing up with myself in a deployed fighter and another friend of ours on the guns back in the Krait was lots of fun.

I wanted a Fer-de-Lance but was never in a system that had one while I had the credits to buy one

I never got the hang of bigger ships. I think the biggest one I had was a Type-7. I think I had a Federal Dropship at one point but I didn’t get any use out of it.

Lakon Diamondback Explorer

OR

Faulcon DeLacy Cobra Mk III (Specifically MY Cobra Mk III)

So Epic games can just cut 830 people because they’re “spending way more than they earn” and nobody bats an eye. But when I cut 830 people because I spend way more than I earn, I’m “committing assault” and am “a menace to society.”

Ummm…what?

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It’s more likely than you think

One time I woke up first and heard my buddy talk in their sleep. I can’t remember all of it, but I remember they definitely said “If Batman’s still in the basement, I’m fucked.”

Umm…what?

I get that white women suck, but I don’t see why this was necessary.

Supposedly, the lost F-Zero Webcomic (the first time a proper ‘canon’ was established for Western fans) was much, much weirder.

What corporate-constructed ironic double-bills do to a POS

Posting about it makes me think he wants to be the guy who coined “…on my father’s sardines.”

Like if he didn’t think he’d recover, this ain’t the way to go about recovering.

This is perfect for someone like me, who’s licensed to fly a plane but not to drive a car

For all his shortcomings, Forrest Gump put a lot of the money he made from his Apple stocks back into his community.

Guy looks just a little bit like Yawgmoth

I mean really the only difference is that Zaphod Beeblebrox isn’t functionally omnipotent