The idea of him potentially doing jail time for this is a bit silly but I’m definitely not opposed to the unpaid work/community service part of the punishment.

The guy is 32, his parents are probably happy to have an excuse to make him move out.

There were more fans (6,289) at Yeovil v Weymouth in the National League South on Tuesday night than in 5/9 of those games!

It’s often been seen as the traditional path from the PL to Turkey too, either struggling or aging players joining one of the bigger teams (with CL football) for a slower but still competitive league with very passionate fans.

Not many highly rated PL players in their prime head to Turkey and it was often seen as a good place for clubs to offload their deadwood to.