How about we send all the aegypti to a certain big white house to suck a fatass tinydick? I hear he’s into piss.

I would gladly feed the birds and bats to be rid of mosquitoes.

I’m old, but my even older inlaws refer to each other affectionately as “person.”

People say “dude” is neutral, but you don’t often see it used when all the dudes are women, and the existence of “dudette” also implies it’s not.

“Friend” maybe but could sound sarcastic.

Come to think of it, all these terms are ripe for sarcastic use. In fact, I’d like to see the map of antibrotymology. Which of the above is used the way Wolverine uses “Bub”?

So basically you’re doing the “don’t ask, just say something on the Internet to issue a challenge” method of learning stuff?

Hey, don’t compare Joker to 47!

Joker HATES Nazis!

“I’m a homicidal maniac, not a traitorous bigot!”

Better to protest in peace and ignore the parade. Just drawing a larger crowd and some good media attention will troll him enough. Concentrate on signs showing ways the money could have been used for good.

Don’t forget your momma!

That’s true. And there’s no age limit, upper or lower, on being progressive. But if you want funding and assistance from RunForSomething, there’s a max age limit.

https://runforsomething.net/run/candidate-endorsement-process/

“Born in 1984 or later for 2025 elections”

So if you’re still young enough, don’t put it off! And if you’re an old fart like me, you can donate. And vote. Even run, but find funding elsewhere.

In the ballet “Rodeo,” there aren’t any little saddles. Nor any animals. The Cowboys and Cowgirl pretend to ride horses, but it’s just Dancing. ;-)

Therapy rabbit = this isn’t his first rodeo. He’s been handled by strangers a lot, and always with a positive outcome. Probably in increasingly large groups of people.

Disclaimer: Hollywood Upstairs Veterinary School waitlisted me, so grain of salt.

Except, you know what I discovered just LOVES to live in cinder blocks? For instance the stack I had on my balcony? Black Widow Spiders, that’s who. Whole families of them, each in a section, with egg sacs.

… to the user.

Duh.

Also: y’all lemmings laughing at this but I bet you don’t put the avocado half down on the cutting board before whacking the seed with the knife. Come on, raise your hand, while you still have one…

Very cute, especially hanging! And I guess falling apart is a good propagation strategy for a succulent.

Hey, some of us are fond of Canadians, that’s why I’m on sh.itjust.works. It’s got a nice vibe.

Even so, it takes a certain level of crazy to attack Russian cops.

Awww, y’all go right ahead and eat up all those dandelions! Full of leafy goodness!

Useful for someone like me who saw this in All. You know the “Granny lowers her glasses and peers into the computer screen” meme? That’s me, except I have progressive lenses (to match my politics) so I leave my glasses up.

Great work! It takes more courage for 37 people to protest in Boonville than for thousands to protest in Boston or NYC!

Oh, surely some of them came with friends?

Certainly don’t sell now. You’ll soon be seeing the combined pressure of the moneyed on Trump, and he’s nothing if not chaotic anyway. “Strategy” is just what he calls his whim of the moment. This may not be the end of the dip yet, but the whole tariff scheme will fall apart and stocks will rally. You could, without touching anything right now, take a look at the stocks that your fund is made of, and see if you want to make changes for ethical or practical reasons, so you’re ready to do so on the upswing. But let the big money investors throw their weight around first.