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  • NaztoScience Memes@mander.xyzGottem. :)
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    3 days ago

    I was forced to calculate the black body temperature and radiation for the Earth, back in college by hand.

    I decided for fun to zero out the sun from the equation to see what would happen.

    My math came out to about -32°C average surface temperature.

    Earth would become an ice planet.

    I think you’d uh, need a bit more than a sweater in those conditions 😅



  • NaztoPeople TwitterHome security
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    6 days ago

    "One of these gate guards speaks only truths!

    “The other, only lies!”

    Party: “We shoot them both with crossbows”

    DM: paper shuffling sounds

    DM: “Magical shield!”

    Party: “Magical shield?”

    DM: “Magical shiiiiieeld!”



  • Naztomemes@lemmy.worldDon’t chase your dreams
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    7 days ago

    I’m a long distance sprinter.

    I wouldn’t recommend it for everyone, I’m a glutton for punishment.

    Also: I get lapped by people who keep a consistent pace because while I’ve got explosive power, it also involves recovery from the anaerobic sprint. My legs are tree trunks also, another downside.

    So overall, as evolution proves, steady wins the race.




  • I can tell you without a doubt, if Russia claims something and is sketch about it, they’re almost certainly lying and the truth is the direct opposite thing.

    It’s so easy to detect at this point, I’m not even sure why they’d do it other than to save face, or to go: “Look how stupid and scared our citizens are, we can boldly lie and they can’t say or do anything about it.”

    I.e: Stories like: “Man falls off balcony after shooting self twice in the head, ruled accident

    Or uh, “Russian missile hits Kursk, Ukraine accused for the attack”



  • Nazto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMeme Bakeruley
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    9 days ago

    “Ah yes, I’ll take a dozen freshly made memes.”

    (Watches the owner reach for a Pepe Frog)

    “I said fresh, I can tell when they’re stale”

    “Here you go sir, here is some deep fried Gen Alpha Absurdist Bullshit”

    “Delightful, thank you for this Nostrogoz.”