Scatter my remains across Disney World, although I don’t want to be cremated.

I can hear that damn brake pedal already…

This has a Dr. Seuss feel to it.

If you can’t stand

Feel free to stand

Behind the troops

In front of my Ram

If you can’t sit

Feel free to sit

Behind the Sneetch

In front of the cliffs

If you can’t walk

Feel free to walk

Behind the Zax

In front of the stalks

Macaroni and fuck it

Yes officer, this comment right here.

The results of initial tenure reviews across the state’s public universities show that most faculty in Florida — 91 percent — either met or exceeded the expectations set by their universities, a performance that earned them bonuses or raises. But the outcome was more damaging for a small minority. More than 60 faculty members statewide didn’t meet expectations and were given one year to course correct or else face termination, in addition to the 10 that were shown the door this year.

So the vast majority of faculty are doing their jobs just fine, and those who weren’t faced scrutiny and potential discipline.

Wow, if you type your password in the comments, it turns into stars! Try it! ************

I’m shoving money into my computer but nothing’s happening

Man, her voice is so jarring when it comes in. It’s like autotuning a fart through a walkie talkie.

Richard B. Riddick. The “B” is for Butt.

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

“Yeah! I can’t swallow gum.”

She’s never had a piece of gum in her life.

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement…“No, sex!”

Good. Regulators should be able to order large-scale actions like this, especially when personal safety is at risk. I’d rather not be driving around with a possible claymore mine a foot from my face.

Also, I just like saying “Thanks, Obama”

The CFPB was authorized by the Dodd-Frank Act in 2010. In addition to helping get Dodd-Frank through Congress, Obama appointed Elizabeth Warren as a special advisor to the Treasury in order to oversee the CFPB and help get it off the ground.

Thanks, Obama:

https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/consumer-reporting-companies/

Agalloch - The Mantle. It’s an absolute work of art that makes me want to disappear into a frozen forest.

Don’t forget that her anniversary is coming up soon:

Diddy Kong Racing, even though Pipsy and Tiptup were inherently OP.

I prefer the simple dy/my/dy/my format (with the year reversed for added ease of use). For example, today would be 14/02/70/72.

NIST and ISO have stopped responding to my emails, but I’m optimistic that the Türk Standardları Enstitüsü will eventually adopt it as their preferred standard.