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Cake day: January 23rd, 2025

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  • “Life Swap” I like it.

    Host: “Today on Life Swap, we check back in with the Waltons, who are now working as associates in one of their rural Mississippi stores.”

    Walton #3: [collapses]

    Team Lead Kenny: [pokes Walton #3 with a stick] “Get up! We need this zone stocked asap!”

    Walton #3: [unmoving]

    Team Lead Kenny: “Sorry, man. This is like your third write-up this month. I’m gonna have to ask for your badge and vest.”

    Walton #3: [quivering slightly]

    Host: “Whoops! Looks like Walton #3 is fired for gross negligence and insubordination! Stay tuned next week when they load paving stones into their customers’ vehicles during a humid Mississippi heat wave without water breaks!”