I guess it was inevitable that my fellow millennials would carry on the age-old tradition of shitting on the younger generation’s new slang, styles, and behaviors. I don’t know why I thought we might break the cycle.

Your Independent Grocer

Bullshit branding on point.

Yes, but choose one with a smaller beaver tail. The 75 series would be far too pokey in the clavicle.

Suppressive fire is a thing, and it does look like this would be good enough to do that.

The real limitation is magazine capacity for that role. Slap a drum mag on there instead and you’ve got a winner.

security experts Runa Sandvik and Michael Auger demonstrated that naive software design left the rifle’s aiming computer open to remote hacking when its Wi-Fi capability was turned on

Not even “smart” weapon designers are taking embedded device security seriously enough. I wish I were surprised.

They don’t care as long as they can get in, make a few bucks, and get out. Long-term stability isn’t the priority anymore, just quick profits.

I thought the earth was breaking one heat record after another this year?

On average, it is. But the other effect of climate change, and a big part of the reason it isn’t generally referred to as “global warming” anymore, is an increase in weather extremes worldwide. Rainstorms are wetter, droughts are drier, cold snaps are colder, and heat waves are hotter.

A single strand would be a delight. I seem to always get a full face full of web.

• leave your off-hand down at your waist, maintaining defense is for weak bitches

As someone who works in taste

Is this an exotic way of saying that you’re a chef?

I don’t think I’ll ever get used to seeing things from my childhood described as “Vintage and Retro”. I know it’s inevitable, but it still feels weird.

What the fuck was your prompt for this?

I have a concealed curry, in case me wife eats it

Are you a pirate that is just always prepared to celebrate your wife’s death with a tasty noodle or rice dish?

Oh no… It’s a concert for skinheads

I see you’re prepared to take a whole bus load of people to Morganville. Nice

Also, those “unsubscribe” links can be used to confirm that your email is valid, leading to even more junk, or even phishing attempts. Have to log in to unsubscribe? Better make sure the site is legit first.

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I was so excited about the thousands of dollars I was going to get in the mail when a friend and I came up with the brilliant idea of sending that one back and forth to each other.

I was going to get so many Pokémon cards.

I cannot make sense of this comment. Perhaps someone can sprinkle in some punctuation?

Sounds like he’s a poser. A real True Fan ™ would have accepted your offer and watched the theatrical release with you. Then, when the third movie ends, bust out his own copy of the extended version and insist on watching them immediately in one long marathon to teach you the error of your ways.