Yes, with some conventional racism mixed in. Think of him as TaliKlan.

Oh he’s screwed. She’s going to sentence him to be hung hanged, drawn, and quartered for trying to kill her lord and savior.

“I’m Kamala Harris, and I approve this message!”

I wonder if this oversized clown realizes what he’s done. Now every time he misses a sitter, get injured, or his joke of a club gets punished for their cheating in any way, he’s going to get flooded with a deluge of sarcastic “stay humble” responses online from Arsenal fans (and almost certainly Man United fans too).

What do I want to do when I retire? Pretty much nothing! I want to watch TV shows and soccer games, play video games, sleep in, take naps during the day as I see fit, hang out with my wife, and shit-post online.

But I know that hobbies, side-projects, and socializing are important for delaying cognitive decline and staying active. So I’ll probably, begrudgingly, do some of that shit too.

Still a decade or two before I can even think about retiring though. And things can change. So who knows.

So what’s the likely line-up? I could see it being a mix of mostly young players with some experienced veterans in there. Maybe something like this:

Setford

Rosiak - Heaven - Kiwior - Lewis-Skelly

Jorginho - Rice

Sterling - Nwaneri - Martinelli

Jesus

Hooooly shit, really?! Now that’s a crazy stat!

Or Yanaited would have realized the error of their ways in not signing him, and he’d be stuck at that shitshow now.

Yeah, we should keep them daily. They are great for community engagement, and one of the big reasons why this community is the most active club football one on Lemmy.

And it’s only one post a day, so it’s not like they are flooding the community. Some daily posts will be totally dead/empty, but that’s okay. That’s the natural cycle of discussions and engagement - they are bursty.

Rodri is out for the rest of the season for Man City with an ACL injury. While it’s wrong to celebrate someone getting injured, especially a world-class player. There’s is a part of me that can’t help thinking a) this is helpful to our title challenge, and b) in addition to being a phenomenal player, he’s also a mouthy, dirty bastard. So maybe there’s a small degree of karma to this.

Oh, fair point.

Interesting article. But is that seriously the best AI-generated image they could find for this story?

Nevermind, I guess it probably is a real photo, just from a really weird perspective, so it’s like like the plane below it is merging into the plane in the foreground.

Bernardo Silva revealed himself to be a clueless clown at a whole new level after yesterday’s match.

"Maybe that Liverpool have already won the Premier League, Arsenal haven’t.”

Hilarious that he thinks the PL has only been in existence since his club came into their dirty oil money and started cheating their way to ‘success’. Mate, we won the PL fairly multiple times before your cheating started. Shit, we won a fucking Golden PL trophy thanks to our Invincibles (which his club still doesn’t have). So pipe down and learn your history.

Their whole “state’s rights” argument is such a tired lie. They use it for two reasons:

1. To push off responsibilities that they don’t want to deal with.
2. As a temporary mask to hide unpopular decisions until they have the framework in place to push them through.

Annoying to lose that lead in extra extra extra time. But honestly, if you have offered me a draw vs Man Cheaty at the Emptihad I would have taken it. Especially when factoring in being down to 10 men for half the match, not having our best playmaker, and with the usual shit officiating.

All the headlines are about us having our hearts broken, but this was a very good result considering all the circumstances. It shows phenomenal character and grit.

Bah gawd, is that Nwaneri’s song?!

They have been for a long time. He comes up with a good one every once in a while. But most of them are lazy and unimaginative.

Whatever it takes.

So did I.