Its a little annoying that the only place I can get the new beta release is through google play.

No not at all. This was the kind of thing that would keep me up as a child. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion

And spontaneous human combustion

Hot buttered toast is now a butter sandwich. I hate it

Same

I second Varusteleka. Great quality and most of their Särmä line is manufactured in Europe

Granted. A floating hotdog appears in front of you.

This is my favourite Monkey’s Paw yet