I went to a party while I was living in The Netherlands. Everybody else at the party was Dutch. They spent the entire evening speaking to each other in English for my benefit.

He was fine with him being president while he was his VP though.

If you’re going to adjust the final amount for inflation then you need to adjust the £5000 for inflation so in 1493 you would only be earning £6 per day.

Still does

Obviously not but it’s brilliant!

That Bug’s Bunny.

they paint their antlers

How do they hold the spray can in their hooves?

Not publishing leaflets about nuclear attacks would freak me out less!

Why were the police at a show?

Looks like a normal sized hand to me.

Every house should have a fucking closet.

So he’s currently struggling against just Ukraine but he’s warning us that he could end up facing the whole of NATO?

*to have worked at Macdonalds.

Why slam?

Unfortunately I can’t sign because I’m in the stupid UK.

You had me at kills civilians.

This is an early example of what life will be like if they win…

Well, if anybody was still undecided…

All that door and he couldn’t fit her feet on?

If he killed her he’s not a suspect.

Voodoo Lights!