Me, still in university, trying to tell 3 graduates (all computer science grads) what a “data exception error” in COBOL was.

Unless it’s a ball-peen hammer.

Another example is “Don’t work overtime, the taxes cost more than you make.”

Unless your marginal tax rate for your overtime is > 100%, that’s simply false. Given that all marginal income tax rates in the US are < 100% (that I know of).

Peacocks are what you need my friend. You’ll think ducks are very quiet quite soon.

The Greatest American Hero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbErkiebkwo

With auto correct enabled? Oh wait, that’s for hell not heck.

A lot of people are already living in: Leisure Suit Larry

tie it to the well-being of the people

Interesting idea.

Guess farmers like me are just blessed to have this: National Farm Machine Show.

Well, a quick search turned up this: Vacuum Arc

However, like the above comment, it seems to refer to freeing electrons from the conducts, so, IMHO, you no longer have a vacuum.

If you could somehow maintain a perfect vacuum; I wonder how this concept Virtual particle would come into play (or if it would at all).

With sufficient voltage, everything is a conductor.

With insufficient voltage, everything is an insulator.

Neither may be conducive to those roles, but everything has some conductivity and some resistance (super conductors being a possible exception).

Our utilities are paid for by sales tax.

And since sovcits don’t pay taxes, utilities are just completely free. /s

Oh, he’s a bright one.

My partner wants to know: How many stitches?

Sounds like a grand old time to me.

The most valuable thing on that paper is their autograph; and that still lowers the value to less than a blank piece of paper.

A lien is a civil matter, not criminal. The only part of government involved in the enforcement of that are the courts, and even then they only say “entity A has a valid claim against entity B”. But the courts don’t enforce (they won’t sue on your behalf, or such). Collection is up to the winning party (at the winning parties expense).

All for want of a spell checker! Sovcits sure do love their spells 🤪.

Ding, ding, ding . . . we have a winner!

I’m sure “judges weed eater” had nothing to do with the enhanced police response. /s