If I need to be 100% on time, then I’m 100% leaving on time.

Every job I’ve had I’m one of if not the first to stay late. Need me to work a double even if it’s not my job next? Not a problem boss. But be cool with me being 5-10 minutes late. I’ll try to be there on time, but shit happens.

But if your gunna come at me for being a little late, I’ll be damned if I’m gunna stay late to help you. Pick your battles

What do you think liberals mean when they say gun control?

But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”— 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse—“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[b] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.”

“‘Then the woman is to say, “Amen. So be it.”

23 “‘The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering will enter her. 25 The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the Lord and bring it to the altar. 26 The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial[c] offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27 If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse. 28 If, however, the woman has not made herself impure, but is clean, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.

Yes, when people are actively trying to disrupt democracy where I hang out I always like to just stick my fingers in my ears and go “NAH NAH NAH I CAN’T HEAR YOU”

Makes everything better in the long run

99 Red Ballons by Goldfinger for those that like kickflips

Fucked

All 4 mentioned parties are pieces of shit! ^Although ^2 ^of ^em ^are ^far ^bigger

When people said “slave owners are evil pieces of shit” do they also mean the people who only owned 1 or 2 to help out with the family, or only the large plantation owners?

Yes

At least I’m not the one continuing this just so I have someone to talk to

Sarcasm. The only way to deal with idiots without wanting to pull out your hair

AND make sure everyone who’s sick get all the help they need!

I’m sorry if this came off as me saying murder bad. It was a parody of a diffrent meme saulying you can only watch and a stuck figure is just watching the trolly run over people. I’d upload it now but my app won’t let me. Says imagine uploading is down currently.

But

This meme stops the trolly

Edit: since I can’t upload pictures currently, https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1964329-the-trolley-problem

Awww dang. You got me soooooooooooooooo good. What ever will I do??

You sure ROASTED me when you said dual shock. I may never ever ever never ever never ever ever never never ever recover.

You:

And Sony hasn’t?

Also, there’s studies recently saying not flossing can lead to a higher chance of dementia, as the rotting tooth can go to the brain

Others: Valve is pretty cool for making a dedicated PC controller that is a joy to use

You: BuT tHeY hAvE a DiFfReNt CoNtRoLeR dEdIcAtEd FoR sOmEtHiNg ElSe?!?1?

I used to live on a farm without trash pickup, so she got a good bit of work done. Not longer on the farm since my parents passed, but didnt have the courage to trade her in since it was my moms favorite vehicle.

Still get the occasional full load since I’m a big dude with a truck. Makes me feel good helping out people with small cars.

Literally any car could kill you though. Shit, a motorcycle could do you in.