I’m torn between I Accuse My Parents and Hobgoblins, though I also put on Monster A Go-Go a lot (usually as background listening because NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS IN THAT MOVIE, but when things do happen the riffs are top notch (plus its host segments are top notch and the short is easily in their top 5))
Nonono INFORMED sources. Completely different
I thought it was Dessalines
COMPUTER OVER?
VIRUS EQUALS VERY YES?!
THAT’S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!
people actually literally want this
Who’s tearfully begging for a chatbot to tell them what a review page says instead of just clicking on the page and reading the actual reviews wtf
The last bastion of BlackBerry users (god bless)
God the biopic on him is gonna be so sick
Is it not clear that the pov guy is in the wrong or smth
Did you think it’s just some apathetic edgepost
looking at the appalled faces of onlookers after chucking a Molotov into the old downtown orphanage
“Heh… triggered much? OWNED, perhaps?”
“We investigated our puppet state and found no wrongdoing”
“I count lives, all on these songs
Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you’ll be strong
Fighting for your rights, even when you’re wrong
And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I’m gone”
ONLY TOOK FIVE FUCKING MONTHS
Oh SHIT THE LAYOFFS GOT TO US
Reconstruction never should have ended
Fake country lmfaooo
Could’ve just been mid-late 00s Donnie from the Trump Steaks era
But yeah modern Trump would go on a tangent abt a diner owner who thanked him for the covid checks revitalizing his business, then talk about how rude the waiters in Boston are in contrast or smth before attacking Ed Markey
feel like shit just want it back smh