

Yep we pretty old now lol.
So many of the things they did in gen 3 (and started in gen 2) like the weather, secret bases, and the daily events and activities (Lilycove lottery, TV announcements, outbreaks) added so much depth to the game.
It’s like a pure version of modern daily activities in games, without all the toxicity. And they did this all on cartridges with built in batteries.
It looks like the article was written by an Alexa Turing, which could be a real name… but seems a little bit too on the nose.
Edit: yeah, it’s satire, check the community about section.