Lol i saw over 300 comments and thought “the real comedy is gonna be all the tears”

And by gawd theres a whole evening’s worth of laughs here.

Wooo! Keep em coming boys!

“alpha” males chill tf out challenge:

IMPOSSIBLE!!!1

Made me think of this scene from Office Space

Yeah they made sense and had a point, but clowns with bad takes won anyway cuz ‘muh capitalism’ and ratfucked the human race while their cheerleaders hooted like chimps on meth

Read a book, Slappy

By the by, pristine is commonly used to mean “perfect spotless/like new/cherry” but actually means more like untouched/never cleaned/left alone/original state.

This fact brought to you by my ADHD! Byeeeeeeee!

Aint you Germans supposed to be punctual? How long did it take you to come up with basically

“No u”

Your country has major problems boyo. you don’t have time or the education to be shakin yer finger across the pond at me, especially with the level of understanding you possess (none)

I thought Yall had a better edu program than we yanks do.

No effin shame lol fam get outta here

So all i gotta do to fuck up people’s accounts is wish them a “happy 16th birthday” and the AI will restrict them? Heh might give it a try

I like my women loud n strong and giving no fucks how i like my women

If some oligarchs actually had some muzzles pointed their way we’d have gun bans in a day

Nothin gainst you op, but i fucking hate this shit.

First off: Bettridge’s Law of Headlines means the article won’t answer the question which always malds the fuck out of me. I can feel my hair itchin already.

Second:

small shifts in beliefs and behaviors that could help.

Here we go with the victim blaming again. These articles are always the same:

It’s not our soul crushing society that’s to blame, dear smart and mature reader; that’s ludicrous. Let us adults discuss the young people and how they need an attitude adjustment to better fit this world as we, the mature, have done. Let’s talk to some “experts”, as if we couldn’t just interview gen Z directly! (Cant trust kiddos to know what’s best for them)

But maybe I’m wrong! Time to dive in and see.

the decline in young adult well-being has coincided with two large trends. The first is a rise in economic inequality, which has left millions of young people in a state of relative precarity.

Well, no shit. not having money to go out and blow off steam makes life a sad and empty thing. Glad the article is gonna talk bout real shit! Maybe i was wrong! Let’s keep reading!

The second is a media ecosystem—both social and legacy—that inundates us with negative information.

Oh. Oh no. This is the actual focus huh? Tell young people to ignore a “media ecosystem” of “negative information”? Uh, excuse me while I

<gestures broadly>

There’s a lot of real scary shit out there homie, shit happening right now, and you want them/us to just… ignore it? This ass is actually implying we’re imagining things are worse than they are? Telling young people and the reader to put blinders on? Go out n have some fun?

This article boils down to a meme

Fuck off Skinner

Some dorks in this thread are the perfect example of who potential protesters need to ignore.

I brought up “truckers blocking highways and important intersections” to my very good (but desperately clueless) friend. Violence free, requires few bodies, historically effective.

He said “but what about the people they inconvenience?”

I’m like dude. Inconvenience to power is. the. point.

I love him but he’s a fool, guy thinks protests are people smiling and holding clever signs.

Sad thing is he’s representative of a lot of people.

They’ll be happy when things are better but idgaf about asking their advice. They don’t read history, the closest theyll get to a protest is the news coverage, and they’ll never be satisfied with less than some impossible dream of a “immaculate conception protestation”

So like, fuck em

I’d venture the problem’s more the rich “landowners” took over both the voting apparatus (so voters only get to vote between reps the landowners approve of) and that the landowners also own the news, the best means to disseminate that information (keeping voters from ever understanding the level of power those landowners wield)

What. THE.

FUCK.

I swear to gawd not all yanks are as twisted as that cat. Tho i and most do only speak yankity hahaha

Lol you don’t even live here come talking bout my politics boyo! get yer own house clean and shut yer fool mouth

It’s about time.

To find the One Piece

Yeah! Thanks!

Lookit that face, just being there all UNpunched