The most disappointing: 5 seconds. These usually just sneak up on me during sex and aren’t super pleasurable or fulfilling. Usually when I’m multitasking (sucking nipple, rubbing clit, supporting body on other hand)

The best: 20ish seconds. Long pleasurable buildup, ejaculations and muscle contractions are less sharp. Usually also comes with a lot of cum too. Brain ceases to function for a good minute or so as well.

I’m male if that isn’t obvious.

Hey Costco literally sells a version of these buns. They’re super tasty. The chicken is just really really stringy chicken in a savory sauce. Highly recommend.

Fuckin’ been there

This is legit fucking stupid and I love it

This guy naps

Golgotha is a truly brutal midgame dungeon.

Yep, have been doing so for a few years now. I’m happily married to a woman so it’s somewhat irrelevant what my feelings towards men and NB people are.

But fi you’re single and the guy is open to dating give it a shot.

Good work! Next level is simple braid. I (dad) did my daughter’s hair pretty much every day for years before she was old enough to brush it and choose her own style

This one regularly works its wait into my daily speech

Shit, I currently have 3 orphan socks just hanging out in the drawer.

My money is on someone being upset they couldn’t pitchase and develop that land.

Bummer he wasn’t what you’re looking for. But a new friend is also a great thing to find.

Plz post an update after!

Do I want to dress like the girl in the middle? Sure. Do I have the booty to fill those shorts? I do not.

So my “routine” is to not purposefully exercise at all.

Hear me out.

Working out at gym or just lifting for the sake of exercise drives me crazy. I always want to be accomplishing something or getting something done. So I bike to work twice a week. That’s 18 miles round trip in a hilly area. Great for cardio and legs. I also rock climb with my son twice a week for roughly 2-3 hours. So thats uppwr body and hand strength. Throw in an “active” weekenf life and i get plenty of exercise.

Now diet is the big one. Last year, after some experimentation I removed nearly all sugars from my diet. The calories I would have consumed from straight sugars I replaced with complex carbs (bread, pasta, rice). It was a hard transition to make and I had to teach myself to crave different things. But the result was 40lbs down over one year (205 > 165ish) . I can see my abs (not a super 6 pack or anything) and I get those sexy little hip lines that my wife loves. The one downside is that none of my pants fit and I have to cinch them with belts.

Mine is excedrin and a big ass cup of coffee

I’m not into dudes, just their dicks.

As a fellow crafty, cooking, mostly straight dude, I’m sorry to hear people calling your generosity and thoughtfulness “gay.”

It was a homemade video, probably shot on a phone. It was of a hetero teen couple on a bed (white, beautiful bodies). They both started with swumsuits on. I distinctly remember the girls blue bikini bottoms. The few words they spoke were in French. It was a long 20-30 minute video. They did all the usual things but looked fantastic doing it. I really enjoyed how “into it” they both were.

Those bikini bottoms really did something for my lizard Brain.

The video disappeared into the xhamster hole.

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