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Tagalog: Ang

Bonus: Tagalog pronouns are all gender-neutral. “He” and “She” is just “Siya”, indirect form is just “Niya”, and possessive form is just “kaniya”.

Also bonus: Ang is an article for objects. There is another article designated for people (or sentient beings): Si.

'Sa kang gagong inutil na tarantadong anak ng puta.

Some others can try better.

In the Philippines, we don’t drink from the tap. At all. It’s quite dangerous and there have been a number of internet personalities that got stomach aches from drinking tap water ^{cough haachama cough}

Instead, there are a lot of establishments here that sell drinkable water at a fraction of a dollar per 5 gallons.