Do those people count “one, two, many, lots”?

So succinct, yet so appropriate 👌

Asshole in the Middle?

Would work even better with two Nepalese kids vs some Euro dude.

Says the person who’s never had a baby, clearly.

Didn’t want it in Opera, don’t want it in Firefox. I mean they can keep trying and I’ll just keep on ignoring this shit :/

Wait wait wait… are you saying you don’t have any commemorative coins in the USA?! Holy shit I never realised! We have special coins all the time in Europe. My kids absolutely love when they find a special 2€ coin with some cool engraving on it.
How sad! You could have so many, too! By default each country in the Euro zone has its own heads, while tails are always the same. Easy peasy!

Only for a few seconds. And he’s not even boiling. After that he’s fine.

That makes sense. A lot of difficult conversations have been had in bed, while looking at the ceiling or cuddling or in the dark altogether.

High INT / low WIS. Classic combo.

Cockney was my first thought as well but it’s not it, is it? It’s more like shizzle rhymes, you know? A playful messing with words. Words, shmords!

Ah! I did not know the expression, haha! Cheers!

Jerboa opened it fine in browser. And what a delicious view that was!

Imagine not knowing what “big naturals” means, and calling people retarded over it. It doesn’t make you sound like a grown up, you know.

Locals cared, obviously.

Do you realise how fucking regulated alcohol making and indeed, any sort of food or beverage making is in Europe? This sort of shit only happens in countries where you have a deadly mixture of ignorance, poverty and corruption.

Farmers in rural France know you throw away the first part of the moonshine because it’s the part that makes you go blind, for example. And it’s precisely to prevent any sort of accidental mishaps they ended up forbidding the making of it anyway (it used to be allowed for cattle farmers, iirc). Although I believe they rolled back that one, what with the explosion of microbreweriea and such. Also if it’s legal can tax it.

Migros, in Switzerland. Literally a non profit chain of supermarkets. It can happen.

That second animation with the guy casting twenty thousand magic missiles to destroy one dude is fucking pathetic. I mean, the animation is fine, but I wish magic was a bit more awe inspiring…

Beesness was right there!

I vividly remember a downloaded game telling me they had run out of available licences, once. Can’t remember exactly, but I’m pretty certain it was on Steam. How you run out of numbers still rascals me, all these years later. And I say this as a software dev.