who?

Hot damn it’s like he just kept reaching for the chud high score

Puts the “Oh, the nazis used me!” wankpost tweet in a whole other light

time to start reporting all those maga restaurants and shit

I don’t recognize this person, know of a good background primer?

cw gebscare

that “immersion” line is the same shit their support gave me ~3y ago when I opened the app and suddenly got a surprise switch to a new UI (which also put that front and center)

nice to see it hasn’t at least gotten worse

Hmm, correction: the other core (the one -weave is relying on) was prepping for coinering

Coreweave is just fucked ito coming finances and wants

what the fuck kind of post is this

I see we have another primo technology understander driveby, so enlightened

(all of these comments by rook are correct)

oh yeah he’s way too much of a coward to go to mars. besides, no-one there he could dominate or hurt

jesus christ:

I thought we all knew the proper collective noun was a creepful of epsteins

yeah, their business is as hot air as the worst around, but (at least within the US) there are vanishingly few places to get lots of high-end compute and they’re one of the only “free agents”

zitron’s analysis about them included a bunch of details re financials and such

Can’t go sneering with our wits tied behind our backs!

article about the tactics that felon employs against the women bearing his children

features some notable sentences from his fixer, too. the sort of shit that just barely doesn’t qualify as him threatening to top off your kneecaps

they use them out of need not out of want: coreweave happened to have the silicon already because it was going to be mining crypto. and in a market where trying to get new silicon is a months-backlog problem…

So possibly people could sit on GPUs for years after the bubble pops instead of selling them or using them?

I mean, who are you going to sell them to? the other bagholders are going to be just as fucked, and it’s not like there’s an otherwise massive market for these things

in the same vein, I did some (somewhat wildly) speculative analysis around this a while back too

didn’t really try to model “actual workload” (as in physical, vs the “rented compute time” aspect), and therein lies an important distinction: actually owning the GPU puts you at a constant minimum burn rate

and as corbin points out wrt power, these are also specialised formfactor devices. and they’re going to be getting run at close to max util their entire operated lifespan (because of silicon shortage). so even if any do get sold… long mileage

previous stubsack guest star Cursor rejoins the show, using a shitty liarsynth to automatically tell users broken behaviour is expected (cw: orange site), followed by people mass-killing their subscriptions

Earlier today Cursor, the magical AI-powered IDE started kicking users off when they logged in from multiple machines. Like,you’d be working on your desktop, switch to your laptop, and all of a sudden you’re forcibly logged out. No warning, no notification, just gone.

Naturally, people thought this was a new policy.

So they asked support.

And here’s where it gets batshit: Cursor has a support email, so users emailed them to find out. The support peson told everyone this was “expected behavior” under their new login policy

One problem. There was no support team, it was an AI designed to ‘mimic human responses’

haven’t gotten into the replies to look for sneers yet but I bet there will be some