You don’t get severance when you quit.

Severance is usually worse if you wait to get fired rather than taking a voluntary exit.

If you aren’t happy at a job, taking an offered exit is often a good decision.

What the fuck is wrong with you

Either grow up or become less of shitstain

where the fuck are the democrats?

Pointing fingers at each other and drifting further to the right, probably.

20 minutes later: silences timer because I’m too focused on something else.

2 days later: … crap.

🫨

There’s literally an emoji for it

Delicious

Why do we have to preface this with “Like Elon Musk…”?

Who cares what that nonce thinks? Surely not anyone who would read this article or be receptive to its content.

Yeah I’ve had that happen, too.

Still my first method because it works most of the time.

Also just press random keys that aren’t in the list of options it gives you.

As much as I’d love the Chiefs to crash and burn, I really don’t see it happening.

They play down to competition in the regular season and inevitably find that extra gear in the playoffs.

10 points to gryffindor!

Broken window dead bicyclist economics.

Heck, I’ll let you not use windows for $49.

Isn’t the free market great?

… horses… for courses…?

Literally never heard this phrase before, but it seems very similar to “different strokes for different folks.”

It doesn’t make any sense to me but I kind of love it.

git diff —no-index before.json after.json > showmethegoods.diff

You don’t have to save it to a file but I often do.

Economists love toll systems because they’re essentially a use-tax: drive more, pay more.

Unfortunately, they’re also a regressive tax. Poor people generally drive more because they can’t afford to live near their work/school/etc. So, the additional tax revenue is mostly extracted from the people who are the least capable of changing their behavior and have the least disposable income.

3rd sentence of the article:

Indicted on three counts involving money laundering and wire fraud, the Charlotte-area man faces a maximum of 20 years per charge.

If you follow the article to the press release:

SMITH, 52, of Cornelius, North Carolina, is charged with wire fraud conspiracy, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison; wire fraud, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison; and money laundering conspiracy, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.

I didn’t realize and was pleasantly surprised to learn that the league is allowing these helmets in-game this year.

I assumed they’d never allow that since the “crunch” is such a big part of the product.

Maybe there’s hope for humanity yet.

Oh I stand corrected. Nice find!

I don’t think they are, but definitely reminiscent.