insufferableninja

so a baby drinker, then?

bro is a little old to be going to coachella, no?

the neighbor is a squib, not a muggle

Stop saying that!

one of the honors-level English classes at my high school in Texas in the 90s was “the bible as literature”. they had Bibles in the library for that class

She.

i bet it is delicious

that’s so passive aggressive

when you put it that way, things don’t seem so bad. cyberpuuuunk!

cleaning it before it becomes a problem is how you keep it from becoming a problem

what? Firefox is based on chrome? since when??

I’ll buy a new calendar

like how all cats are girls and all dogs are boys?

Only? I’m shocked that it’s that high

the made up number that is the value of their stock went up, oh noes

older millennial, checking in.

I’ve been hearing since the 90s that social security would be bankrupt by the time I’m eligible for it, so i haven’t included it in my retirement calculations at all.

maybe I’m out of the loop, but when did people start using “unserious”?

the US already allocates $1.5 trillion for direct healthcare spending

yes, yes he is

now we’re talking