Yeah I was gonna say like why are we even workshopping the name with a winner like that. Get this employee a bonus check!

Interesting, my phone just disabled Google calendar due to my pressing and holding on the icons. Can’t help but wonder if these events are related.

They might be since I refuse to get up with fleas after lying down with nazi hounds…

Cool.

In not at all related news disabling Google maps on your Android device can often be a source of delight! I never knew how capable organic maps was and it has a very nice auto integration.

Weak-ass flow could never hold a candle to DOOM (rip).

Or Posdnous.

Or J-live.

Or Black Thought.

Or Pharoah Monch.

Or Grand Pubah.

Or Chubb Rock.

Or Masta Ace.

Or… …the point is I could fucking go on here for a bit and not run out of talent that not only eclipses Kanye, but precedes him and will outlast the relative dryer lint he’s contributed to our shared culture. He’s garbage.

Mmmmmgar… mmmmmbhaaauge.

How about that? Did you expect a hamster in infrared?

No.

Nobody ever does…

…sigh.

Used to have one of these too.

I agree, and this is, in my opinion, the best evidence that the brain acts as a rationalization engine more than one of cognition. IE: “feelings don’t care about your facts”. I also don’t expect us to realize this while it’s occuring in our brains, affecting what we laughably call our “judgement”.

So did Frank Zappa, so did Christopher Hitchens, so did many many others. Did we listen or did we compile the best of their material into top-10 moment videos on YouTube?

Yeah that’s the thing with being a transparent, transactional, narcissistic senile, misogynistic serial grifter. We kinda know you’re up to no good because you telegraph all your intentions.

Is any but the most gullible conservative Canadian fooled by the one month pause? This fucker is coming for our land, our sons and daughters and he will not be dissuaded save by terms he understands.

Just in time for the hero to save the day with the ol’ UV lung-bleach-brush combo move and horse dewormer aperitif.

No one seems to be considering the intersection of increased access to firearms (which, regardless of their intent, would happen) and a radicalized population.

NAZCAR.

AYup. Y’all could do with some remedial Joseph de Maistre. "You get the motherfucking government you deserve. "

Ok I’m paraphrasing but I actually like this one better:

Man is insatiable for power; he is infinite in his desires, and, always discontented with what he has, he loves only what he has not. People complain about the despotism of princes; they should complain about that of man. We are all born despots, from the most absolute monarch of Asia to the child who smothers a bird with his hand for the pleasure of seeing something in the world weaker than himself.

Fucking scans man. The people seemed to want this, it’s not surprising, or new under the sun. This shit did not happen in a vacuum, it was permitted to happen. Again.

• happy about Trump’s election
• campaign manager isn’t reading the room
• the litany of complaints I hear from every Ontario resident about him

This shouldn’t even be a real contest my friends. Wouldn’t even a clump of moss govern more effectively?

Wait, you mean the constantly flowing pipeline of low-brow cultural sewage that they hawk to the world doesn’t tickle your fancy?

Reality shows that have no resemblance to reality?

Love in pods?

The Kardashians?

Survivor? Let’s take that one. You think anyone watches that to see the winner? Why not just have one episode then? No. Americans LOVE a loser. They identify most closely to losers, because that is their nature.

A river of shit, from a SHIT HOLE COUNTRY, worshipping their rejects and losers, deserving of all the scorn that’s shortly inbound.

Now the only question is what to product to market with that trademark that will cause those barely sentient man-shaped shitsacs the most pain. Poor quality lube? Doilies? A DEI handbook prominently featuring interracial couples? It’s worth spending the time to do it right.

Apologists who sit down at the same table as the Nazis are equivocal to the pre-seated Nazis. Zero sympathy.

Purge and lance the boil.

Americans: look north you twits.

Hey does Pepperidge farms remember all the fucking morons on Lemmy urging not to vote for Harris because she was allegedly complicit in genocide? I sure as shit do.

Know what’s gonna be objectively worse, 100% regardless of the veracity those allegations? The reality that they helped forge instead.

Thus week on: The A-hole in the K-hole…