If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?

And 42% on Hump Day? Preposterous.

As a father, I never really understood the thermostat thing… until my kids became teenagers. One of them was cold the other night, so set the thermostat to 75° at 2:00 in the morning.

I woke up sweating my ass off not too long after and finally realized why this has been a running joke for ages.

It’s because teenagers are dumb as fuck.

That’s track 4

It’s all for show. You can tell because that’s the mayor of NYC right behind him.

That sounds completely reasonable, until you realize the mayor of NYC was there right behind him. That one little detail blows up the whole story and makes you realize that it was just a photo op.

I want to crowd fund a big bronze statue like this. Except Luigi is St. Michael and Thompson is Satan.

I’d pitch in for it.

See, it’s not for publicity! Eric Adams is there to stop the public from freeing Luigi from law enforcement!

Lmao at the guy repelling “hut hut hut hut”

Trump’s obsession with Hannibal is a thousand times funnier when you realize it’s because he doesn’t know the difference being political asylum and a mental asylum.

When asked, that’s probably what the police would say as justification. And it sounds almost plausible, until you realize that’s the mayor behind him.

I’m currently reading Danny Coughlin’s Bad Dream which is a short story by Stephen King about an innocent person accused of a crime. He had a similar line about “whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?”

Holy shit now that you mention it, homeboy is massive.

That’s what’s hilarious and also scary about this whole thing. Trump, wanting to score easy points and get a quick win, read a sign about hospital cleaning procedures and stepped up to a podium and basically said “we’re looking into things with bleach and injecting light to cure the disease.”

And Fauci, doing his job, was like “please be safe, socially distance, and wear masks while we work to get a safe and effective vaccine.”

And people lost their fucking minds.

I was at Chipotle when he was named CEO. Dude came in, coasted off the existing programs we had in place, and tried his best to figured out a way to get something like Doritos Locos Tacos (which they implemented when he was the CEO of Taco Bell).

Ultimately, he contributed nothing expect closing the Denver Corporate Headquarters, laying off hundreds of employees in the process, and moving it to Newport Beach so he didn’t have to commute from his beach home.

Edit: Forgot to add that he made tens of millions of dollars in the process.

The black man that volunteered for that must have a death wish. He had to have gone into that thinking there was a very good chance the police would shoot him on sight.

Yeah that’s the problem with people in leadership roles. They should know better than to think complex problems have easy solutions.

Unfortunately, a lot of the voting public gravitate towards the leaders that assure them there are easy answers. The average person doesn’t want to hear a nuanced answer to a complex issue.

If you remember the time, Trump was pushing for any narrative that could let him say COVID wasn’t a big deal and would just disappear. He was looking for easy answers.

you can go for hours

God damn, don’t you women have shit to do?