It also has all the UI/UX stuff preloaded making everything feel snappier.

Because all the energy of every motion pulling the magnets apart and back together adds up to a net-0 amount of motion in either direction forward or backwards

It feels like it’s September again

This tracks with my previous attempts at reporting that Sinfest guy. Posts hundreds of comics that blatantly break multiple official substack content guidelines and I get the effective equivalent of a promise for “action” combined with a dismissive eye roll. They completely ignored my follow-up email detailing the complete lack of action and the dozen or so new content guideline violations.

I’m predicting clothing lines designed to trick the AIs into thinking you’re better endowed than you really are

Not really, there are quantum-resistant crypto algorithms

Darth Vader was never the dictator, he was the muscle and the apprentice.

With a J but rhyming it with life

You’re the software for the meat mech

C’mon, he was subpoenaed. I wish that shit meant something to the plutocrats.

The actual symptom is called “executive dysfunction”.

Blowing up fossil fuel infrastructure is a moronic idea that’ll create an environmental disaster worse than the infrastructure existing. Instead, sabotage it so that it stops flowing.

Exextinct

Every single government shutdown in the last 30 years has been caused by Republicans controlling the House

Luckily the majority of websites and Internet traffic go to the three cloud companies

It gets extremely obvious when they enter the “nearly cracking” voice range but overall it’s fairly close

He could have literally just wished for the best, most ethical solution to happen without even coming up with one and had the stones figure it out for him (i mean, one of the infinitely powerful magical space crystals is the mind stone after all, could totally just say it’s capable of thought)

That’s because they tried to make him some sort of noble villain in the movies when he was just horny for Death in the comics and wanted to impress her

Back when they didn’t have virtual machines so they had to hand-transpile it into Fortran and encode that onto punch slabs to put in their stone computers

Worth noting investigation by some users here on Lemmy have shown the situation to be really hinky. Probably just a troll race-baiting since no actual group has been found.