kersploosh

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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • From defense.gov:

    NORAD also tracks Santa using U.S. Air Force F-15, F-16, F-22 and Canadian Air Force CF-18 fighter jets. On Christmas Eve, fighter pilots rendezvous with Santa off the coast of Newfoundland to welcome him to North America. They escort him safely through North American airspace until he returns to the North Pole.

    Why is no one hollering about this obvious waste of taxpayer dollars? It’s not like they can keep up with him, anyway; Santa is superluminal!


  • It’s getting harder and harder to enjoy activities on a casual basis.

    Your young kids want to play sports? Unfortunately, municipal rec leagues are dying off. Get ready to join a private league, with substantial fees and a travel schedule that will consume your weekends.

    You want to watch just one sporting event this season? Too bad, it isn’t being broadcast. It’s now on a streaming service that you don’t subscribe to.

    You want to take your family skiing once to try it out? That’ll be a few hundred dollars. The big resort owners want to drive sales of season passes, so they are making day passes stupid expensive. (The hill where I learned to ski now has demand pricing. I have seen day passes up to $200/person. 😭)