I appreciate the ubiquitous nature of the “are we the baddies” sketch… but I wish more folks were more aware of everything else they’ve done I maintain that there’s a relevant Mitchell and Webb sketch for almost every imaginable scenario.

These types of comments ignore the fact that Geralt is written in the exact same way.

The “romance” dialog options tend to be god awful.

Six!? No, man. Fives the magic number here.

“Five little chipmunks twirling on a branch. Eatin’ lots of sunflowers at my uncles ranch.” You know that old children’s tale… from the sea.

It wasn’t so much “we’re sorry for being wrong” as it was “we’re sorry we assumed there weren’t as many dumbass goons who are looking for a reason to be offended.”

You’re a goddamn snowflake.

No one has pointed out how stupid your specific post is because the entire internet has spent the past week pointing out how the Olympics opening ceremony had absolutely nothing to do with jesus. If you are choosing to ignore facts so that you can maintain your dumbass persecution complex, then there’s no reason for us to keep pointing it out to you. Instead we’re just going to mock your stupidity.

By way of Berlin.

It’s funnier when you know several Zacks, and they’re all terrible.

The article says dumb shit like “he said tongue in cheek” in reference to some really despicable shit. He’s saying this in uniform.

This guy is gonna be trouble. Like, I feel like this goon will end up killing folks.

That’s some a-grade bullshit. Expecting an obvious criminal to face some justice and maybe not be put in charge again… that’s reactionary?

“hurr durr I don’t support trump but he didn’t do nothing wrong!”

Get bent you goon.

Of COURSE gay is a choice. I CHOOSE to be heterosexual. It’s not an easy choice, but it’s a choice I make every single morning. I don’t understand how the rest of the world doesn’t understand this. They’re just waking up every day allowing teh ghey to overtake their spirit? How can ANYONE choose to live like that?

Fucking seriously. The goons most likely to respond to this kind of propaganda are also usually the parents of the kids who aren’t listening to a damn thing the teachers say anyways.

I, for one, welcome our new Dr Zaus overlords.

Wait, nail guns are bad?

I don’t believe their cause has anything to do with actual justice for the victims.

I admire your optimism, but that kind of case wouldn’t go the way you hope. Specifics are important. These people are using a tragedy to advance an unrelated agenda.

This isn’t “the enemy of my enemy”. It wouldn’t at all be a reflection on capitalism… it would instead be used entirely in opposition to free speech, gun control and general common sense.

Lol. So you’re saying that we should cut them some slack since the shareholders need to live on the same money they were making in 2019?

Jesus christ. Shittymorph and jackdaws are gonna be in SO MANY history reports in the future. We’re doomed as a species.

God as my witness… I thought turkeys had nipples.

Mitchell and Webb have a relevant sketch for almost every situation.

I’ve tried all of those suggestions, they worked but also didn’t. Now my sleep schedule is so borked.