and the elf came back alone and wouldn’t tell us what happened inside

I mean he could just say a Balrog attacked them and Isildur died a hero.

If I’m not mistaken, Temüjin first got on the war path because Zuckerberg had kidnapped his favourite wife. When he raided the camp where he thought he’d taken her and found a shaman who told him “Sorry, your princess is in another castle”, that’s when he became Genghis Khan. Even after he got her back for real he kept chasing the Zuck all over Eurasia.

Yeah, I did disable that. I’ll try the ‘localhost’ trick, thanks!

Good idea thanks!

I see… Yeah, I guess user data could leak through their interaction with WhatsApp, and a messaging service that whose biggest selling argument is privacy wouldn’t want that… It’s a shame. Guess I’ll just keep using them with the people who do.

And unfortunately, hard to move away from because so many people are using it and it’s hard to push other people to change. I’ve heard of a bill being discussed to force WhatsApp to become interoperable with other messaging platforms that use similar protocols, like Signal. I have WhatsApp, Signal and Telegram, but rarely use the other two because most people I know don’t. The minute interoperability happens I’m ditching WhatsApp, but I’m sure the Zuck will do all it can to prevent it…

Most of them are buried, so I’d say they die again.

I’ve personally only watched Fate/Zero. Which was pretty good.

Fertility rates are on the decrease everywhere.This doesn’t mean that population is decreasing, population increases as long as the fertility rate is superior to 1 2.1, which is still the case in a large portion of the world, but I think humanity on a global scale is expected to go beneath that treshold around 2050-2060.

LIGMA!

Idk about you but I oscillate between feeling like God’s vice-regent on earth to feeling like an earthworm stranded on the sidewalk once the rain has stopped.

But when you’re in one state, it’s hard to remember what it felt like to be in the other one, even if it wasn’t that long ago…

Unfortunately, I don’t recon giving the universe empress a new name could stop it…

Oh, you just made me understand the joke. I thought the he thought he was gonna put the condom on the shovel and use it as a dildo, but makes more sense this way.

Try early January

Yet, you made a square out of it. On a square slab. Which you then put in a square frame. Your don’t even realize how deeply you’ve internalized square supremacy.

Oh right, that explains the segmented horns and the face looking fluffy, I should’ve thought of that…

Cute! Is it a giraffe?

I only saw the first and it already made me wonder “How do they tell which animals are magical and should be hidden from the muggles?”, like how would muggles knowing about the blast-ended skrewts or that platipus-like think lead them to know about the wizarding world?

More like “what kind of shower drain is clogged by semen”. And indeed, there are some. One at a place I’ve lived had a filter that had to be cleaned every now and then. No fapping in it was a given, but even some melted soap that re-hardens in it could end up clogging it.

“Look, clearly, the computer consented !” Checks .bash_history

clear && echo “I consent for sexual intercourse.”