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  • loaExMachinatoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldThis just in
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    1 day ago

    If I’m not mistaken, Temüjin first got on the war path because Zuckerberg had kidnapped his favourite wife. When he raided the camp where he thought he’d taken her and found a shaman who told him “Sorry, your princess is in another castle”, that’s when he became Genghis Khan. Even after he got her back for real he kept chasing the Zuck all over Eurasia.






  • And unfortunately, hard to move away from because so many people are using it and it’s hard to push other people to change. I’ve heard of a bill being discussed to force WhatsApp to become interoperable with other messaging platforms that use similar protocols, like Signal. I have WhatsApp, Signal and Telegram, but rarely use the other two because most people I know don’t. The minute interoperability happens I’m ditching WhatsApp, but I’m sure the Zuck will do all it can to prevent it…




  • loaExMachinatoGreentextAnon makes a troubling connection
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    2 days ago

    Fertility rates are on the decrease everywhere.This doesn’t mean that population is decreasing, population increases as long as the fertility rate is superior to 1 2.1, which is still the case in a large portion of the world, but I think humanity on a global scale is expected to go beneath that treshold around 2050-2060.



  • loaExMachinatoMemes@lemmy.mlRaw AF
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    5 days ago

    Idk about you but I oscillate between feeling like God’s vice-regent on earth to feeling like an earthworm stranded on the sidewalk once the rain has stopped.

    But when you’re in one state, it’s hard to remember what it felt like to be in the other one, even if it wasn’t that long ago…








  • loaExMachinatoGreentextAnon is a winner
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    9 days ago

    I only saw the first and it already made me wonder “How do they tell which animals are magical and should be hidden from the muggles?”, like how would muggles knowing about the blast-ended skrewts or that platipus-like think lead them to know about the wizarding world?


  • loaExMachinatoGreentextAnon's strict mom
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    10 days ago

    More like “what kind of shower drain is clogged by semen”. And indeed, there are some. One at a place I’ve lived had a filter that had to be cleaned every now and then. No fapping in it was a given, but even some melted soap that re-hardens in it could end up clogging it.