This is cursed on so many different levels!

Ancient Chinese recipe. Guarantees you won’t age.

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The microwaves will heat your water more evenly than a kettle.

Liquids have this amazing property, that if you heat them , they auto-stir just by themselves.

(But personally, I’m uneasy about microwaving a tea bag with paper on one end, or worse, a staple. There’s probably no problem at all, but it doesn’t feel that way.)

Oh, it’s a “kids this day” joke! I didn’t get it either.

Instead, I was spending my attention on “how old is this comic? SOLID is dated peak OOP, nobody talks about it anymore!”

Well, ok, turns out I wrote a definition of the next line.

It’s a nonsensical economical theory, with no definition on the context of economics.

They took Russia out. I’m not sure Iran and Hezbollah are invested on it enough to keep it without help.

It’s probably closer related to Ukraine fighting back.

your track widths and PCB dimensions will be in millimetres

Not milli-inches? Is this a UK thing or have PCB design evolve since I last touched it?

Anyway, milli-inches is one of the funniest unities I’ve used.

Yahoo brought the company that hosted my email back then when they had plenty of money, and I never had a reason to stop using it.

I also have a gmail, that is completely unusable compared to it. And an email in a domain registered to me. But from those 3, the only one I don’t use regularly is the gmail.

I used to have a directory with a collection of interesting viruses that I got my hands into. My favorite was a Word macro one that just logged the data about everybody it infected on its source, and spread.

Then Debian added an anti-virus to their repository, and I said “hey, cool, I wonder what it does”. Turns out if erases viruses by default.

• There used to be dozens of theaters in a city, each one with a different set of contracts playing a different set of movies. Nowadays there are hundreds of movies in a city, all of them with the same set of contracts playing the same 5 movies.

• Yes, everything is too expensive, what means nobody can afford to take a risk. Not the public, not the theaters, not the studios. (You can see people on this thread commenting that they won’t.)

• There are what? 3 movie studios nowadays? Or are those 2? Either way, you can’t expect diversity from that.

If it had a definition, it wouldn’t be nonsense, would it?

“Trickle down economics” is a rhetoric instrument by which people try to convince the public that taxing poor people and fiscally spending in rich people will increase the poor people’s quality of life.

What the OP said means literally that if mass murdering people is legal, people will inevitably murder whoever makes the law and helps on that mass murdering. (What is not a universal law, but as sociology predictions go, is quite reliable.)

It’s not a hard concept to understand. Also, it has a very distant relation to morality or legality.

Yeah, that one is officially not from him.

And the police has been officially never wrong about it, and has been looking for that one guy to interrogate only, maybe ask where he brought his jacket or something like that.

Nah, English classes have plenty of them.

The point is that the CEO wasn’t in jail for murder, was he?

What other options his victims had?

Their timing was perfect. It was just around the time when “you” started losing all the power all over the internet.

If you are asking this seriously, trickle-down economics is an absurd nonsense theory, there are no examples of it.

Also, money changing hands is not what creates wealth, and those security details would be just an artificially maintained middle-class that can never be large.

I’ve got some really good pizzas with pineapple on them, and some really bad pizzas with pineapple on them. Also, there used to be a place nearby that made a really good hamburger with pineapple in it.

Overall, it’s not the existence of pineapples that make food good or bad.