I did work experience at Sky in 2002, they had me say “Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea” into a microphone and now I’m in a protracted legal battle to get the royalties I’m due for every televised game at Stamford Bridge over the last 20 years.

Don’t forget the shared record for most goals scored by an individual in a Premier League game

But the question is what insidious industry or product is going to fill the void.

Greggs

Liverpool? He’s clearly just shit scared of Steve Clarke’s magic men

One must imagine Barnsley happy

Please tell me this isn’t what Brazil flew an injured Gabriel Jesus out for lmao

The league games in the middle of the season are worth the same as the league games at the end of the season

They need to bin off the ref going to the screen as it’s just performative bollocks that 99% of the time means he’s changing the decision. So just tell him to change the decision and save us some time.