I mean if we’re making up fantasy outcomes, why not just ban conservatism?

The electoral college is never, ever, ever going away

But seriously: this is why Harris lost. You people would rather sit around on the internet mocking some dumbfuck for not voting the way you demanded than spend a half second looking at yourself and figure out why telling people they’re stupid didn’t turn into votes.

If half of America is stupid racist misogynists then you either need to figure out what you have in common with them, or you need to get comfortable the other way of neutralizing them.

Nazis didn’t stop Nazi-ing because liberals elected a center-right candidate. They stopped because a million Communist men died shooting a million Nazi men in Stalingrad. Mussolini didn’t leave office because he was sad someone called him weird, he left because Audisio shot him and strung him up with piano wire

I wish we could just hand wave the bad people away, but that’s not how the world works. If you think that having to drive to another state to get an abortion is a “dark future,” you need to get a history book

What? Windows has sucked for like 20 years. Google turned to shit when they got rid of “don’t be evil”

Why now and not in 2016?

Stock

Trump has had 3 wives and at least one additional mistress we know of. There are literally women who wear “you can grab my pussy” shirts

How are you this out of touch with reality?

So… MGTOW for women?

Okay, bye

That’s pretty spot on

Hey, it worked last election, right?

It’s so true: thank you internet person for letting me know that skin color and gender can be used to determine what every person’s life has been like. Enough of this “treating people like individuals rather than stereotypes” nonsense!

By the way: what makes you think I’m either white or male?

Trump is not the problem. Trump didn’t make Duterte happen, or Orban, or Meloni, or Brexit, or Putin, or Bibi, or le Pen or any of the others. He’s a symptom of a dying world

Is that the groups that hates white people and men, or the one that hates black people and women?

Ah, I see you’re familiar with my company

I never understood the idea of paying for a subscription to the mall because I’m too lazy to drive there and too impatient to wait for a delivery

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

No worries, we’ll just send the Democrat-Run NAVY SEALs to sort this out

I haven’t heard Kim Petras whining about immigrants

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Pretty easily: that’s the whole point of the concept of “reputation”