The dream is dead.

What was Travis Scott lighting, was it supposed to be smelling salts or something?

Good idea, send Musk. It’s a one way trip, right?

Sever the submarine cables.

Mormon or methhead sounds like a fun game.

Never have been.

Mythbusters has an episode (Food Fables) with Alton Brown where they cook a thanksgiving meal in the engine bay. It went surprisingly well, although figuring out where to put everything and the different cooking temps were tricky.

It’s only been a month? Oh no.

That would make OP the strongest woman in the world : Total Lift — Olivia Reeves lifted a total of 262 kilograms (approximately 578 pounds) to secure her victory.

Most companies will be using laser printers, some of which may outlive me. Toner is cheap and lasts an age.

Inkjet printers are cheap for a reason. They’re a scam.

For himself and his family. The rest of us are boned.

United States checking in: a giant asteroid sounds quite nice about now.

I left my Casio poolside in autumn and found it in spring. It was fine and on time. I’m still using it.

$140 – the Kobo Clara BW (black and white/e-ink) is clutch. Dark mode, plays well with calibre, a wide range of supported formats, and way more storage and battery life than you’ll ever need.

Edit: it is one of the first devices to utilize the E Ink Carta 1300 screen. It’s filled with e-books from Annas Archive loaded by Calibre on Debian and never complained about compatibility.

If you’re at that point you could look into disability. There’s plenty of mental disorders to pick from.

What car do you see in Germany most often?

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

You are allotted one pair of footwear, shearling slippers which are always a little moist like you’ve just worn them.

Kid Rock is playing birthday parties now?

I’m still using my 2020 SE that has the same screen size. It’s needed a battery swap last year which set me back $50, but that was installed at the Apple Store.

Apple supports their phones for quite a few years. When they drop support for this phone I’ll be on the new small phone journey myself.