mvilain

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because they didn’t have chickens back then.

I’d love for some enterprising IRS auditor to find out what churches she appeared in, then send each of them an audit notice letter. They’ve lost their IRS tax exemption.

Old Chemists never die. We just fail to react.

Tried to unsubscribe at start of the year when they added commercials to Prime Videos. Wouldn’t let me cancel. I could set my subscription to NOT RENEW but I could not cancel it and get a pro-rated refund. So I’ll keep it until December with it constantly reminding me how much I save on postage with Prime. Won’t really change my usage patterns. I’ll just group my purchases until shipping is free. No more 50lbs of cat litter drop shipped overnight for $2.50.

Is it my imagination or are these dim-witted assassins getting easier to catch. Trump didn’t even get to bandage his ear this time.

I wonder if the owner is booking a flight to a non-extraditable country or if he’s going to go private.

I predict the deceased’s executor will have to sue Wells Fargo for their last paycheck. They’ll claim they were working the full 4 days since they were found. And entitled to overtime since they’re hourly rather than salaried.

Next: the EU

Now if it was crunchy peanut butter, I woulda accused the guy of being a pervert.

They didn’t even mention BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. Millennials have no sense of tradition.

In LA’s Silver Lake, there used to be a gay bar that had a mirror above the trough urinal so you could look at anyone’s dick while they were peeing. That’s either your greatest fear or your greatest fantasy.

Someone should suggest Clarence play a game of solitare. If the Chinese can Manchurian someone, I’m sure Putin’s got something similar.

Lovely little utility.

Shut up and take my money.

Pasolini’s SALO. Images from it corrupt my brain.

Anthony Bourdain was right. The Vegans ARE the Hezbollah of the Foodie Movement.

I wondered when she’d do it.

I disabled History and only see my channel subscriptions. None of the options above appear in my Youtube feed.

I hope the insurance carrier that covers this school district sends them a letter saying that their anti-litigation insurance will be cancelled in the coming year. And because they failed to “take steps to decrease bullying”, all litigation claims until then will have a $10,000 coverage cap.

This should make enterprising attorneys quite enthusiastic to find students who’ve been buillied. I’m sure there’s at least 1 trans kid out there.

Let’s hope the bomber(s) did something stupid like not wear gloves when handling the wires used to build the thing. Or one of the other components like the batteries, which they bought from a Chinese supplier that sells through Amazon, who keeps records.

Likely it will be some locally generated dim bulb. One can only hope they’ll mention friends who helped over a can of pro-offered Coke. Or someone extracts it with “rubber hose methods” before the police discover said dim bulb.

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