Your idea is better. This perfectly captures the mood.

The only throwback thing I insist on is window entry. For historical reasons.

When Netflix inevitably makes a true-crime Ziz movie, they should give her a 69 Dodge Charger and call it The Dukes of InfoHazard

Can’t believe dril sold out to work at the Sun. Smh

I felt this one

Help us n-gate, you’re our only hope

Can’t wait for them to discover that the DoL was created to protect them from labor

And high pomposity

Isn’t this what got crowdstrike in trouble?

You think you’ve brought us hot snot on a silver platter, but its only a cold booger on a paper plate.

If musk gets his own special security feds, they would be Pretorian Guards.

We’re making punk rock here.

Hell yeah

No one said it was a clever roose.

100% correct

Scotland sure has a wealth of based speculative fiction authors, don’t they?

Oscar Wilde would approve

Oof, thanks!

The McNuggets of Creation

They did it. They automated the fucking Vogons.

I maintain that our militia ought to be called the Cassandra Division

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