oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Break glass in case of emergency?
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1 month agoSnake jazz…
Snake jazz…
BootyShorts! T-bo are my fav
Once I ran with scissors, tripped and fell face down. The scissors landed handle side down, splayed open with the edges of both blades pressed against my jugulars as I fell into them. Luckily they were dull AF and I didn’t fall hard. I have never and will never ever run with scissors again.
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Sure they can, all it takes is a sharpie!