Captain Bonespurs says march more stiffly like the North Korean army.

Almost like they’re protecting.

Not a gay trans Democrat?

Sternly-worded letter to the editor of NYT to follow.

You can say assassinated. It’s not a crime to say it. Yet.

Billionaires.

All owned by billionaires.

Self-driving in six months. Mars by 2024.

Doesn’t seem very nice.

He really thought Trump was his friend.

He would know.

Listen, someone has to pay for their confinement and it sure as hell won’t be taxpayers.

Gee, wonder why Poland would want to have a “color revolution” after decades of being under Moscow’s thumb?

You know, the country Russia allied with literal Nazis to carve-up.

Or fast. I’m not picky.

Perkele.

A reporter literally asked him if he was javert or Val Jean and he couldn’t answer and gave it to Melania.

Was he asleep the entire time?

ICE is in Antarctica now?!

Meanwhile Democrat arrested in LA for asking a question.

Losing what control? He can’t even enact the tariffs he wanted so badly.