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Ich finde auch, dass das ZDF jetzt Konsequenzen ziehen und den Vertrag von Lanz kündigen muss.

With only a comparatively small amount of ado…

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, the Microsoft App Store, and his enlightened prophet, Candy Crush Saga?

What do you think about the game overall so far? My girlfriend loves AC, especially Origins and Odyssey, but was pretty disappointed in Valhalla and kind of meh about Mirage.

And those Windows evangelists! Don’t we all know 'em with their strong opinions about operating systems? *shakes fist at cloud*

House Dems: Best I can do is wear the same color outfit.

Ich bin da beim OP: Möwen sind Arschlöcher, die ihre Popularität zu unrecht genießen.

Aasgeier sind enorm unsympathisch. Allerdings sind die bei Weitem nützlicher für ihre Ökosysteme als die AfD für Politik und Gesellschaft.

Zotero has plugins for LibreOffice and other word processors: https://www.zotero.org/support/word_processor_integration

Same vibe as that flat-earther in Behind the curve who ran this laser experiment that ended up proving the curvature of the earth and, upon seeing the evidence, went like “Huh, how about that, guess we gotta analyze the data some more to see what’s going on.”

Gonna make a cool 800€ in only 5 minutes.

It’s a generational thing, too, though. At my parents’ place, they’ll look at me like I lost a limb when I drink tap water. Meanwhile, all the homies and homettes drink nothing but tap water.

You gotta ask for tap water, if you want tap water. Otherwise, they’ll bring you bottled water, which sells for more.

How is it possible to “accidentally” add a reporter from the Atlantic magazine to a Signal group chat? You can’t tell me this wasn’t deliberate.

It’s doable if you’re grossly and utterly incompetent while also being convinced that you’re the smartest bunch of people on earth (so mistakes are impossible).

It was really the whiskey’s fault when you think about it.

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*blinks horizontally*

This comment has such a “Wanted to do X for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it’s called Y” energy, and I think that’s hilarious.

Reptiles don’t have sexual dimorphism?