i never lie

ppl like me who dgaf and just drive through the ditch

boobies

paw patrol movie that interrogation scene was uncalled for

me n my coworkers laughed in their face

don’t pick me for jury duty because always guilty 100% idgaf

tip pink #BE789D

fire and paramedics pulling my lifeless body from my car thats wrapped around a tree and playing cupcakke 😐😐😐

im sliding up to the first woman i see wym

I get hella hoes on this app

bro its everywhere I go

masturbate maybe

Suit youself, I like lemmy

jimmy carter will out live both mark my words

you do it so you can mog

she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

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I became desensitized thanks to copious gore at 13 😂

Reading Spectrum 7th grade math workbook was the first time I considered ending it all

Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.