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@drq I think it was not about the car but looking like a fool which he turned out to be really sensitive for. Maybe he was a bit insecure behind that facade of real ladies man who did manage to get in his bed half of the office including some married women :)

I guess everyone can have weird weak spots.

@drq Somewhat related pranks we did sometime:

1. If you are mail admin (or can create recipients) make an account mimicking someone important (maybe not CEO unless you want your ass fired but your boss or their boss will do) replacing one letter from another layout or just using similar ones (I and l being usual favorites). Hide it from the address book and initiate some correspondence involving that account and some pranksters about something sensitive involving your victim. Then “accidentally” leak it. The victim won’t go to the boss (hopefully) because they are not supposed to see it but they’ll get all squirmy and start asking around about salary cuts or whatever.

Or they will go to the boss or the boss above that boss and then the prank is on you :)

2. Make a computer account mimicking your victim in the same way. When they leave the room, log with that very similar account and lock it up. Watch them trying to enter password. Help them reset it multiple times because you don’t know why it doesn’t work, is your keyboard ok? Let’s test it on my PC, look, you can log in just fine, go and type your new password, it must work. Look, it works on your phone. Maybe try to reset your password yourself from my PC? Oh, bummer… No, I didn’t do anything, let’s reboot your computer, must be Windows glitch.

@drq Usually my pranks quickly went to “oh, it is you, IT IS YOU AGAiN” moment so I didn’t really have to come clean except saying “well… yes”.

There was one time when I had to come clean and confess and it took some hesitation. One guy at work had Ford. His car had that usual oval Ford emblem on the front but it could be flipped upside down revealing a keyhole to open the hood. So when we went to smoke or something sometimes we flipped it. He always noticed and smiled or was slightly annoyed but that’s it.

One day I flipped it upside down and he didn’t notice it this time. Next morning I came and there was heavy atmosphere in the room. He was walking around all sulky saying “Who did it, why don’t you leave it alone… yesterday I noticed it when I parked at home so I had been driving through half of Moscow like an idiot… everyone saw it on the road…”. I had no idea why he took it so close to the heart (maybe because he was kind of classy guy and cared about his looks). I thought it was no big thing but when it continued on the next day. He just couldn’t shake it off. I had to confess to give him some closure and we stopped doing it.

@drq My colleague suspected me immediately so I had to come clean :) The boss wasn’t interested as he had habit of blowing up at anyone he saw first no matter the situation and then forgetting (or “forgetting” and sending someone else to mend things he fucked up as people didn’t took it well - one time we almost lost our primary ISP as he managed to piss off all their managers because of major outage which wasn’t their fault even).

@drq Once I put a CO2 fire extinguisher under my colleague chair. He had a habit to really drop into his chair with all his weight so it was supposed to trigger a partial discharge - which was very loud with the stream of CO2 knocking things around but then it would dissipate without much trace so not much harm done.

The guy always came earlier than everyone else and spent some time watching YouTube before work so he supposed to be alone.

It worked. Except that morning our boss also came very early and was sleeping at his desk right in front of the setup. He also was a very toxic person and was going through his divorce which made him even greater asshole than usual. So the blast startled them both and threw some papers off his desk which resulted in all Hell breaking loose even though no one understood what the fuck happened and my colleague got all the blame in the moment.

@Provider I miss the freedom of the old Internet. It truly was INTERnet as everything was connected to everything. Geoblocks, censorship, blacklists, etc were almost non-existent. It felt like an open global world where everyone was welcome and everyone was free to decide who they wanted to talk to.

I kept thinking “wow, this is what the future is like” and naively expected the offline world to eventually follow. I guess it was very naive.