“we’re giving them a few more weeks to starve more people out before we ‘admonish’ them for starving people”

Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US

At around 13, with no experience outside knowing how to ride a bike, attempted a 6 foot BMX bike jump, the kind with a near-verticle lip. After two bailed attempts, I committed to MORE SPEED on the third try. I went straight up, couldn’t position the bike forward, and fell directly backward onto my unhelmeted head and back onto packed dirt and gravel. Always kind of felt dumber, slower after that day

Did I miss raktajino?

Edit: I did not, raktajino snubbed

we were inspired by the corporate motto, “Don’t be evil”

No you’ve got this all screwed up. It’s supposed to say…“Don’t, be evil”

drinking raktajino on the swing shift

If you mean top right, it seems like that’s the #1 pussy getter

Was a good read, thanks for sharing

Affecting 3,000 trucks? They sold 520,000 Silverados in 2022. Wonder how many are actually going to experience roof failure

Glass Onion is easy: annoying tech guy trope (musk, zuck, SBF)

Loot is obviously a reference to Melinda Gates/whoever divorced

I’d say so much billionaire content because our society pays a lot of attention to billionaires. It’s not like we have Royals anymore. Wealth/power fantasies.

Missile: zoomy boomy

When my wyze vacuum starts up, it loudly robotically says “starting cleaning” and wherever my dog is in the house, she flings herself directly at the vacuum in a frothing rage and follows it around the house trying to bite its spinning brush for corners. Whenever I say “starting cleaning”, my dog goes for the vacuum too

That is one way to get their attention

The Disney-Netflix merger is going to singlehandedly save the western economy for a year or two

Dr bronners soaps, change scent seasonally. Arm & Hammer deodorant, think it’s lavender scented. Kinda burns my armpits at times, but I’m not going to be one of those “I don’t wear deodorant but I don’t stink” people who actually is very stinky

I don’t suppose that’s a body of water there in the missing space?

No idea on this article, but yeah I swear 90% of local news I read is so clearly slanted in a way as to evoke a specific response, usually obvious ones (pro business, anti homeless, anti city, copaganda). It’s frustrating to be denied the actual story

Extremely not suspicious

18 years meatless and counting

Like that SNL skit where Phil Hartman can’t remember what his real voice sounds like, that is me after a day of toil in the customer service factory