Buy me Lee Carvallo’s Nutting Challenge or go to hell!

My eye! I’m not supposed to get Moe in it!

Aye

Sid Meier’s SimGolf - I honestly don’t even remember anything about it except that I played it a ton. When we first got decent home internet in the early 00s I remember the guy who installed it asking me “so do you like music and games?” and showing me how to use p2p file sharing apps. Thanks Cox installation dude!

Dental plan! Lemmy needs karma! Dental plan! Lemmy needs karma!

Any of the last three. The first two sort of look like boats to me? Number two could be a giant toilet, pun absolutely intended.

We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!

Same here - it’s $700 “off” (with bill credits) through Google Fi but even then it’s still over a grand, like damn

Tacking onto this with more info: LoseIt has a decent free version (barcode scanner is available but stuff like logging future days and setting macro targets is not), otherwise they’ve got a monthly/annual and a lifetime subscription that are kind of pricey but all go on sale pretty regularly. Overall it has been my go to for a long time. Totally agree about the useless database though, even the “verified” foods tend to be wrong. I’ll have to check out Cronometer!

Just fly there, duh

I think you mean: this pizza is wired

In your proposed alternate timeline this would have made perfect sense: https://twitter.com/lizardbill/status/831937286891794437?t=hAwpxBgoEx31_j028KuY0w&s=19

Lusty Estonian Mothers Mashing Yams

Friday for when I want to play solo (and it’s so relevant!) and Agricola, my all time top game, for all other times

----> Charred corpses

You got it baaaah-ddy!

I never got around to playing Breath of the Wild so the release of ToTK felt like a great time to finally give it a try! Still working my way through veeeery slowly, just about to take on my second divine beast.

Cool Jack, give me the 10 mil please, I am satisfied to be a rich sheep

Last new game: Hogwarts Legacy

Last game period, Mario Odyssey again, I’ve been watching a lot of speedrun videos and thought “yeah I can do that” but it turns out that no, I cannot do that - finished in about 3 hours, serious props to people who can do it in less time!

What do you call it? A shitpost