“Let them eat cake”

-Jesus

Hey look, we’re back to concern-trolling trans people so that we can deny them care again

Goddammit. I’m not going to live to see old age, am I?

I’m on the third day of a soul crushing migraine. I don’t even care about feeling normal anymore. Just getting to “Shitty” would be a huge improvement

Well, good luck with that. It’s going to be a bit tough since you all went back to kissing his ass after he attempted to violently overthrow the government

I think Bol Bol is better than Hakeem Olajuwon, since he’s taller. He’s 2 inches better

And yet again, Meg White goes unsigned. Tragic

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The quality of his incoherent ramblings are truly breathtaking.

I have no idea what the fuck he is talking about, and yet I believe in his message with all of my heart. I want him to take me in his muscley arms and squeeze me to death until my soul is fused with his forever

This article was a lot more fun when I though PH stood for PornHub

You joke now, but back in 2014, this thing was absolutely better than some consoles. Also, can your console heat an entire room? I didn’t think so

Oh great, now I’ll have to try to plug it in 6 times before I finally get it right