Not just that, everything after 2012 is canon. Harambe fucking died in the star wars universe

Not everyone can manage to be born with a tremendous amount of money

Tbh I find the deleted answer funnier

Explaining the fourth way by repeating what the comic said

“Landlords deserve tons of money for no effort because they take on the risks of homeownership”

Landlords when that risk manifests:

I’ve also heard people say that they’ll automatically connect to any open wifi networks. People make up a lot of stuff. Just don’t tell your display device how to send any 1s or 0s to any server outside your home, and you’ll be fine

In America the choices are snow ruins your life, sun ruins your life, or the Great Plains (the Great Plains have both plus tornadoes)

It would be really cool seeing a monarch get guillotined in the 21st century

The monetization, obviously. How is this even a question? Mfs paid $110 for the game and Netherrealm/WB expect them to pay double that on DLC

Lmao gotem

Dark matter

Pigeons spend a long time in the nest, so if they survive long enough to leave, they’ll basically look like regular pigeons

At least, that’s what they want you to think

Kinda, not really. In the wild, pigeons build their nests on cliffs, so they really only need just enough nest to keep the eggs from rolling off. That’s why they make dopey lil stick piles instead of proper bowl-shaped nests

I’m not an ornithologist, so the following is my own uneducated hypothesis: pigeons haven’t adapted to live in cities, cities just mimic their natural habitats. They’ve survived this well because we’ve made great big terrariums for them

I was wrong? Who won the election?

Uhh

Mostly family pictures. Definitely not copyright infringement, that’s for sure

Even if I was a prolific pirate with hundreds of gigabytes of mostly decades-old anime across my several hard drives, I would never admit to it

You only have one drive? I have like 6

Read it again.

No, we can say with absolute certainty that (barring any issues with mortality) either Trump or Biden will win this year. I assume others will vote for those two for the same reason I assume that the sun will rise tomorrow.

The two options were less genocide and more genocide, and you decided that letting more genocide happen is preferable to choosing less genocide. Don’t tell me that I support genocide when you’re willing to sacrifice the Palestinian people just to say “I didn’t want you all to die! I voted third party!”

I hope, when you’re in your twenties, you will have figured out that third party candidates are a waste of a vote. For the 1,460 days between elections, support the candidates you like. That’s what I’ve done. But on the first Tuesday of November in 2028, look at the odds, and vote based on what is most likely to do the least harm. Being that 700,000th vote for Stein does nothing to help anyone, and you should know that.

Confirmed non-robot

What you’re missing is that this is just a fun little thing. Making Doom run on things that were not designed to run Doom is a meme, and this is another in a long series of that

I like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system

I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”

With some light research, I’ve found that they’re actually worth around $0.10